So honestly, who went out and legally purchased the album?

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And The ButtaWiki says…

Katarina Witt is a German Olympic figure skater who looks like a man. She has a great rack. [ButtaWiki]

Since I know the ButtaWiki won’t suffice, let’s dig the Wiki for more goodies:

Katarina Witt (December 3, 1965 in Berlin, Germany) is a German figure skater, in Germany commonly affectionately called “Kati”.

She won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first in the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She won the World Championships in 1984, 1985, 1987, and 1988, and six consecutive European Championships (1983-1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time. [Wiki]

Squint, grab your vodka shot and remove the brown bag »

In an ironic way I might be helping sales of Fergie’s (assumed crappy) album because since the brown bag was put on all the pictures it might get people curious to see what they really look like and will entice you to purchase the album to see… right? See we’re not that mean to Fergie!

Squint, grab your vodka shot and remove the brown bag »