Ashlee Simpson & Fergie: 2006 Miss Butta Contestants

inked 1 year, 11 months ago by Butta Jackson, early in the damn afternoon

With all this talk about Miss Universe 2006 I was thinking about who The Bastardly would crown as Miss Butta if we actually delve into it and thought about the possible contestants. However, hands down I think Fergie would take the title.

Who would your pick be?

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Rebecca Loos Needs To Lose The Nose. Fast.

inked 1 year, 11 months ago by Butta Moe, early in the evening, before sex

Does she need a sugar daddy to pay for a new nose job or what?

Someone please help this woman out b/c if her nose is like this right now, just think how low it will be hanging in a few more years…

On that nose, here are a few more snaps.

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Jessica Alba: Attacking The Buttaface World Vietcong Style!

inked 2 years ago by Butta Moe, around evening with martini & woman in hand

Who would’ve ever thought that Jessica Alba would be on the ugly pages of Buttafaces.com?

Well, let’s just say she has her buttamoments

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