Even though she has a screwy smile, weird skull structure & a Jodie Marsh nose, I still wouldn’t spending a few quality months on a deserted island—w/ or w/out the brown bag! God have mercy!!

Here are a few pics & one freeze frame of her nose courtesy of the Bastardly F’d Up Nose Cam. Enjoy.

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It’s scary to think that this woman was actually in front of a mirror before she arrived @ this event.

Even after looking @ these pics, I still think she’d be a total freak in bed, but the Bastardly recommendation for anyone looking to dive into her infested bod would be to triple bag your goods. Quadruple bagging is a precautionary option, but we’ll leave that up to you to decide.

Enjoy more snaps of Ms. Marsh from The FHM 100 Sexiest Women In The World Party in London.

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Aside from Barbara Walters, how did these ladies ever get on TV?

Don’t slip on the butta!!

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