The Annoying Butta: Jennifer Tilly

inked 2 years, 8 months ago by Butta Moe, in the son-of-a-bitch, robotic morning

This lady’s almost 50 and she surprisingly looks no older than 35-40. She must be putting all the dough she gets from Sam Simon (that Simpsons dude) to good use or maybe she’s just an expert @ redirecting attention to her scrumptious naturals by wearing super low-cut tops. Whatever she’s doin’ it’s working.

So yeah, J. Tilly is known for the following:

1. Not knowing what the Simpsons was all about until she started to get dough from her ex-hubs, Sam Simon
2. Cold heartedly taking the millions funneled to her
3. Her great rack
4. And her uncanny ability to school shady Thai, shadier Chinese & those ultra shady, chain smoking Vietnamese men @ various poker tournaments around the globe.

Has anyone seen this woman work her mojo on the poker tables?! I’ve heard she’s pretty damn good.

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Spoiling, Old Butta: Christine Baranski

inked 2 years, 8 months ago by Butta Moe, in the son-of-a-bitch, robotic morning

Since we know there are a lot of people who don’t give a shit about the shady Bastardly Lady of the Day posts, hot women, TRL photos & all the other lame stuff posted on Bastardly.com, we’ve created a new place where you can view only the Buttafaces posted on this site. It’s in its early stages & we don’t really know exactly what we’ll do w/ content here & there, but I’m sure we’ll figure something out, shoot em to us!

As for Ms. Baranski, she’s old enough to be my granny, so I’m not gonna rack up negative Karma points by making fun of her. The only reason I post is b/c I Know some of you have wrinkly-old-woman-boobies fetish.

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Dean McDermott Loves Ugly, Rich Chicks

inked 2 years, 8 months ago by Butta Moe, late in the bastardly morning

Can you really blame the guy?

Some of the Bastardly Perks of sleeping w/ Ugly, Rich Chicks:

1. He probably gets sex whenever he wants
2. Suckie-suckie action when he’s watching sports, reading newspapers, playing videogames, drinking a beer, slicking back his hair, etc etc.,
3. All-expenses paid vacations
4. Nice cars to drive around & impress hot chicks
5. Monthly adultery passes so he doesn’t go crazy

Three words come to mind: SIGN. ME. UP!!!

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