The Annoying Butta: Jennifer Tilly

inked 2 years, 4 months ago by Butta Moe, in the son-of-a-bitch, robotic morning

This lady’s almost 50 and she surprisingly looks no older than 35-40. She must be putting all the dough she gets from Sam Simon (that Simpsons dude) to good use or maybe she’s just an expert @ redirecting attention to her scrumptious naturals by wearing super low-cut tops. Whatever she’s doin’ it’s working.

So yeah, J. Tilly is known for the following:

1. Not knowing what the Simpsons was all about until she started to get dough from her ex-hubs, Sam Simon
2. Cold heartedly taking the millions funneled to her
3. Her great rack
4. And her uncanny ability to school shady Thai, shadier Chinese & those ultra shady, chain smoking Vietnamese men @ various poker tournaments around the globe.

Has anyone seen this woman work her mojo on the poker tables?! I’ve heard she’s pretty damn good.