What the hell was Tori Spelling doing @ this thing?! Just because she has a new show doesn’t mean she can gain entry to a party full of mostly hot people. Maybe she paid off the bouncer w/ daddy’s dough.

I can’t think of too many guys out there who’d want to flip to a huge ass photo of Tori’s face in their Maxim. My God, I cringe @ the thought. If Maxim is serious about getting to their 200th issues, they better watch their step & not do favors for rich & powerful members of the media industry by putting obviously ugly people into their mag.

Moreover, I think Maxim USA should really consider inviting the Italian Maxim staff to their NYC offices so their American staff can be coached in the art of choosing hotties from uglies.

Ok, enough Maxim bashing for one day…