Buttabody Star Jones: Proof That Al Reynolds Is Gay

inked 2 years, 2 months ago by Butta Moe, late in the damn evening, after sex

Grab your yackbag (or two, or maybe three) before continuing.

Godspeed.

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Links Are Like Butta - Friday

inked 2 years, 2 months ago by Butta Moe, early in the evening, before sex

The Buttaface Network is thriving, baby!

- J. Love is trying her best to be Butta Queen. Do Playboy already, damn it!
- Alessandra Ambrosio is the Anti-Butta!
- Cindy Margolis is walkin’ the buttaface line
- Nicole Richie doesn’t need a brownbag…she needs a body bag
- Kristin Kreuk…also the Anti-Butta!

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Buttaface Jojo Scaring Kids On TRL (w/ Hairy Robin Williams)

inked 2 years, 2 months ago by Butta Moe, in the son-of-a-bitch, robotic morning

Dude, where the hell is Vanessa MinNipple? That chick must be out of vacation days already, right?! She works like 3 days a week!!

Anyway, as you will soon see, Robin Williams is officially the hairiest mofo on planet. Just the mere sight of his arms makes me go into Fur Ball Gag Mode.

Here are snaps of the two plugging something on TRL. Get ready to cringe, my Bastardly friends…

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