When the lights go off, it’s all good, baby!
Pimp The Links!
* Nick Lachey is finally using his fame & fortune for the right reasons—to sleep w/ chicks almost half his age (she’s 18, he’s 32)!! Go Nick!!
* Mischa Barton STILL puffin’ Cisco Alder pipe.
* Kayne West to play Jesus in Passion of The Christ II!!!
* More pics of Butterface Jodie Marsh.
* Sharon Stone is entering philanthropist stage of life. Good for her!
* Britney’s in control of everything except for her hubs, credit cards, bank accounts, kid, etc.
* Osbourne Family Portrait…Jack couldn’t fit in b/c of Kelly. Pity the foo!
* Confirmed: Nicole Narian’s a greedy whore—but she’s still Waaaahbaaayumm hot, baby!
* Myleene Klass is looking VERY DELICIOUS! My God. I want some of that lipstick…on my body, yo!
