Amanda Lepore is officially the Queen of the Butterface Universe. My God.

Pam is a smart, smart woman, I tell you!

She knows she’s starting to go into her 3rd & final* stage of life—the hasbeen hag w/ huge boobs phase, of course. W/ that in hand, Pam’s main goal when making public appearances is to surround herself w/ people uglier than herself so that she will look super hot (on a relative basis). I’m tell you, Pam has done well in filling her back office w/ very intelligent people who help guide her from a financial & PR standpoint.

Here are a few more pics.

*Stage 1 = Kid
*Stage 2 = Hot adulthood
*Stage 3 = Hag