We all know she has a bangin body so I decided that for my post on how she looked at the Grammys I’d focus on the part of her body that most people come to rip on…and that my friend’s is Fergie’s face.

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I know Fergie is the definition of butterface, but Jojo is just a personal opinion. It seems like God gifted Jojo a lot of face meat, but forgot to hook her up w/ the extra skin necessary to handle the meat. I cringe when I see this girl smile b/c it looks so damn painful. Her skin, for some odd reason, reminds me of the skin of burn victims. Ok, my bad, that was pretty gross (& mean).

These butterfaces come from fashion week in NYC—a week in which every celebrity & her mother decided to put on a $3000 designer dress & walk the fucking runway. There should be laws against unhot (not necessarily ugly) people temping as models.

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