Fergie & Jojo: The Butterface Connection

inked 2 years, 6 months ago by Butta Moe, early in the damn afternoon

I know Fergie is the definition of butterface, but Jojo is just a personal opinion. It seems like God gifted Jojo a lot of face meat, but forgot to hook her up w/ the extra skin necessary to handle the meat. I cringe when I see this girl smile b/c it looks so damn painful. Her skin, for some odd reason, reminds me of the skin of burn victims. Ok, my bad, that was pretty gross (& mean).

These butterfaces come from fashion week in NYC—a week in which every celebrity & her mother decided to put on a $3000 designer dress & walk the fucking runway. There should be laws against unhot (not necessarily ugly) people temping as models.