I swear, that body (especially them boobies) would make any guy wanna whip it out…however, as you slowly creep up from the bottom up, BAM!!, you gotta look at that?!?! I imagine Josh Duhamel’s favorite positions include doggie, reverse cowgirl, or anything that involves a paperbag over her head. How that man wakes up in the morning to that face w/o makeup is a wonder in itself…Josh Duhamel we salute you here at The Bastardly!!!

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So who here is actually old enough to remember when she was on Kid’s Incorporated w/ Martika (and Mario Lopez on drumset)!??!?!?

Now correct me if I’m wrong….that Josh Duhamel is hitting this chick’s humps when he’s surrounded by mad hot chicks on the set of Las Vegas that’d gladly open their legs like field goal posts?!?!?!

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