Snapped @ Nickelodeon Australian Kid’s Choice Awards early last week.

And the Wiki says…

Sophie Charlene Akland Monk (born December 14, 1979) is an Australian pop singer-songwriter, actress and occasional model. She was a member of the female pop group Bardot and has since become a solo recording artist releasing one album, Calendar Girl. More recently, she turned her hand to acting, starring in comedies such as Date Movie and Click. [Wiki]

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So honestly, who went out and legally purchased the album?

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And The ButtaWiki says…

Katarina Witt is a German Olympic figure skater who looks like a man. She has a great rack. [ButtaWiki]

Since I know the ButtaWiki won’t suffice, let’s dig the Wiki for more goodies:

Katarina Witt (December 3, 1965 in Berlin, Germany) is a German figure skater, in Germany commonly affectionately called “Kati”.

She won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first in the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She won the World Championships in 1984, 1985, 1987, and 1988, and six consecutive European Championships (1983-1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time. [Wiki]

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